There are two common punch-lines people toss at me in reference to the high tech amenities I've come to be known for. One invariably involves some reference to having to "click" your home, and the other is if my homes are as cool as HAL 9000.

To those making reference to the former, I just laugh like it's the first time I've heard the joke. To those asking the latter, I simply can't help but wonder, "Have you actually seen "2001 A Space Odyssey"? HAL goes rogue in the end, friends, and maybe that's what has Mize in a mood this week.